She had dewy skin
The sentence she had dewy skin has appeared numerous times in books describing the breathlessly attractive female lead. To me, this sente...
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I wish I could just make posters for a living
I haven't posted in a while. I think I'm holding it all in so that it ages like fine cheese and when I do start to write again, i...
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Look what I just dug up…
While cleaning for our July 4th cookout, I was sorting through some things and I came across some old photos of myself.
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Blondes have more fun, but red heads need more anesthesia
While waiting for my red-headed sister-in-law to have additional surgery because of her appendix, I just learned that her kind of people nee...
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Snuggie “Party”
Somehow we got into a discussion in my first period class about Snuggies. When I say “we,” I mean me. I brought it up. It was my doing. My...
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Total Eclipse of the Heart, For Shame!
I was introduced to two different versions of the video for this song. The song's an epic in 80's power ballads, and Bonnie Tyler (e...
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Bowling and Dairy Queen
I've been craving Dairy Queen and bowling like a crack addict lately. Anytime we drive by Dairy Queen, it's always an hour before di...
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Fauna's Demands + Other news
Fauna's new demanding personality status? She continues to bark at us. It's not a repetitive yelp, but just one bark and then she...
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A Fixed Furnace
Just like the Stratus, it was a close-call with the furnace. We spent the night at my in-laws' house and headed out the door about 8:30 ...
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He Kept Going to the Bathroom
While mom was out playing bingo with grandma and a bunch of old biddies, dad came up and took Steph and I out to dinner. Instead of going to...
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Dirty Grocery Store
The grocery store down the street, LoBill (a poor man's Marsh ), just had windows added to it's exterior, which doesn't make sen...
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I'll Watch While You Work
A month or so ago, my father-in-law found a work bench in his neighbor's yard. It was his trash, turned our treasure. Yesterday, Steph c...
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Goodwill Scavenging
At Goodwill today, we were looking for table-like structures to begin construction for a laundry designated area in the garage (yes, we are ...
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Happy Birthday Gus!
Does anyone remember Gus, my best friend from middle school? If you're out there, Gus, this one's for you.
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Snow Day(s)
Rumor has it that my superintendent is from Alaska . This isn't true, but whenever snow falls, my students pray that there will be a sno...
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