Farmer’s Tan
It’s been 80 degree weather, and the sun’s been burning through the clouds like a mother . Thanks to the handy dandy track meet, during wea...
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I Tried to Fight Breast Cancer
It's so hard to not get too pissed off while at an event that's supposed to be for the better. This was my first year to partake in...
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Parent Night
Every year the elective teachers get screwed at the annual Parent Night. Most of us teach all three grades (sixth, seventh and eighth) and, ...
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The Primer Isn't Finished?
Whenever I get started on a project, I become OCD. It must be finished the day we start it and if it doesn't I feel like a complete fai...
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Death to the Diva
di - va [ dee - vuh , vah ] : an annoying person of the dramatics community, usually female, but can be male (see divo ). The world suppose...
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April Showers Bring...
...global warmingly cold temperatures (someone explain that one for me, please), slushy rain drops that pelt and dent cars, tornados and dea...
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The Inevitable Happened
When you roll a new car off the lot, it depreciates immensely . When you hit a tire in the middle of the interstate -- your soul depreciates...
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The Chronicles of Goat Cheese Woman
When the old French teacher at my building left, I felt a huge sigh of relief coming. Then, I had the pleasure of meeting the new one. The n...
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Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
Meredith Verara hosting the Macy's Day Parade is probably lowering the ratings of the show. As it rains down on the New York streets wi...
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I Haven't Been Home
I haven't had much of a life this fall. In order to have a life, one must actually have about three hours in the evening to devote to on...
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Is the Appendix Unworthy?
Someone showed me how to view how many people visited my Appendix. Not the appendix inside of me, stupid. This blog here that nobody reads. ...
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Being Around People My Age
I am currently getting ready for a gathering. People my age will be at my house and we will talk about things that are ridiculous, still be ...
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