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I know Fauna gets a lot of press on this site, but honestly, if you met her - you would write about her, too. I am a survivor of Migraine he...

As I watch Kanye West break-it-out on the Grammys, sometimes I wish I was a musician instead of a dead-pan writer. I just love how universal...

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