My In-laws Are Twelve and There's Nothing Wrong With That
"Ahh, they're being normal," their sister said. "They're brothers," he cried from the backroom. Dialogue about a...
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The Coalition Against Complaining PhD Students
Apparently Steph's PhD class was repremanded today like a bunch of 14-year-olds. That's supposed to be my job. I work with 14-year-o...
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A Trip to the Treasurer's Office
I went down to the treasurer, who is old enough to be my grandma (this isn't bad), and I learned the phrase, "I just got screwed an...
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Crack Causes Headaches
I was sitting at my desk. A student, notorious for plain-jane and sweat pants, came up and asked to go to the nurse. One of the other studen...
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