Scrounger: Fifteen
he baby awakens and pulls herself up. Nap time was over a couple of hours ago, but the shrieking cries she howled earlier didn’t bri...
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Zombie Magnetic Poetry #3
It's October now, and that means the fourth season of "The Walking Dead" will be coming on soon. I'm still stuck in the...
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A Fine Use for the Hawaiian Ice Machine
My goal forty minutes ago was to sit down and write about The Girls, but they seem to have other things in mind for me. It seems Nigra, t...
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Novice Rules for Public Transit
The buses that never come around my city, like, ever, don't really provide a true public transportation experience. Downtown Indianap...
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"Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief" by Lawrence Wright
Do you remember the situation in Waco Texas, or the followers of that comet, Haley Bopp? Yeah. This is a tad bit bigger than that, and ...
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Zombie Magnetic Poetry #2
I'm currently watching the Jeopardy Teen Tournament. They, and their adult counterparts, are beautifully awkward, aren't they? An...
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The Girls: Meet Maeve
I've been a bad writer, lately. You can yell at me if you'd like. "Bad writer! Bad, bad writer!" If I had a tail, I...
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Night of the Living Clown Terrors, Part 2
There is more to the clown than we think. The clown is a master of subterfuge. The clown is patient. The clown, much like The Shadow, k...
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Get me to the nunnery -- er -- library!
The bike stands outside the Anderson Public Library will do a fine job for tying some horses down. Should one of us stay outside with the...
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Night of the Living Clown Terrors, Part 1
In my first year of teaching, I got to live out an urban legend first hand. It was wonderful. As the kids spoke, I got all reporter-faced...
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Antiquing, Part IV
As per usual, we are always the youngest people in any-given antique mall. I'm sure any of the older folk look at us and say, "O...
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